girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
I have Sherlock Season 3.
HHHHHHHHHHHHH GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW
(Source: shield-of-an-oaken-branch, via goldeneyed-dragon)
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
(via thatkidwithdaface)