The Epic Life of Me

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

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*hides good snacks from family members*

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Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.

illalwayslovesherlock:

i-donovan-i-got-sherlocked:

I have Sherlock Season 3.

HHHHHHHHHHHHH GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW

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kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

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imaginethebutts:

sounds like my kind of biscuit

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nishlo:

nishlo:

CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT

DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

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twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

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acousticbrainwaves:

This is the most accurate depiction of my love life ever.

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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