girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
I have Sherlock Season 3.
HHHHHHHHHHHHH GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
This is the most accurate depiction of my love life ever.